Ah, yes, the military that famously can’t even keep strategically important Straits open down on Earth will be able to win wars around the Moon.
Worse, they’re just quoting an appointed stooge without pointing out the bias.
Speaking at the 2019 Conservative Political Action Conference, Trump said he had met Caine in Iraq in December 2018.[26] According to Trump, Caine told him, “I love you, sir. I think you’re great, sir. I’ll kill for you, sir.”[14] Allegedly, he claimed that ISIS could be defeated in a week.[14] Trump also said that Caine was wearing a MAGA hat at the time, a detail denied by Caine.[27]
“Yeah I said I love him, I think he’s great, I’d let him fuck me and I’d kill for him, but I absolutely WAS NOT wearing a maga hat!!” - Ok dude
You know, we created a treaty decades ago to ensure that space has no business “serving US interests.”
Someone told the orange one, that the Moon controls the tides.
Lol.
From “we will bring down prices and drain the swamp” to “we must fight for the moon”.
I mean I’ve known my entire adult life that fascism is uniquely stupid, but goddamn.
But what happens as the month progresses and the moon gets smaller??
It’s like a battle royale game.
Entire purpose of gen z
Ok. So we are going to have real moon nazis?
Will Trump tariff the moon first?
I’d be more surprised if he didn’t given his level of stupidity
Those pesky men in the moon must be stopped! They want to eat all our cheese!
Top Trump military adviser
Who the fuck gives a shit about what Pete Hegseth thinks?
Unfortunately his stupid low IQ dementia riddled mind probably thinks we need to make this happen yesterday
Yes, let’s bring our petty bickering off this planet, what a novel idea!
What’s funnier is that most people would hurt themselves flailing about like that.
I for one support ths. Take all the warmongering and put it out somewhere where it won’t hurt most f us.
Pretty atomic fireworks.
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Caligula waging war on the English Channel vibes…
This means bullish outlook for my Flat Moon YouTube channel.
