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einlander@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 18 hours ago

Plainfield police seize 650 toilet paper rolls from Homecoming hijinks

www.fox32chicago.com

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Plainfield police seize 650 toilet paper rolls from Homecoming hijinks

www.fox32chicago.com

einlander@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 18 hours ago
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A 650-roll toilet paper operation has been thwarted in suburban Plainfield — and police say the evidence was stacked high.
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    Thank goodness those monsters were stopped, right??

  • sns@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Cops are like a box of chocolates, they’ll kill your dog.

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    They’re ready to take your shit!

  • Jubei Kibagami@lemmy.world
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    They’re posing with the shit paper as if it were a pile of cocaine 🤣 I hope America the beautiful was blaring while this photoshoot went on.

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    Assuming the serious drug bust pose around toilet paper is meant to be a joke - that’s pretty funny.

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    Did anyone make sure they didn’t touch the children?

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    According to police, the estimated street value was $1,708.66.

    Once again, they’re inflating their numbers by extrapolating the street price for a single use against what’s clearly a distributor quantity. They’re probably also adding the weight of the pallets into the net total.

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      That’s what street value means

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    It’s wild to me that they posed. Not that they stopped that, or that there’s a news story about it. But that they posed.

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    Wow, good work. Very cool and useful.

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