I only watch profound, personality altering movies like The Big Lebowski

“You changed”

“Yeah, I finally did laundry”

My accent was unbearable after watching The Great Gatsby. Thankful it wore off after a few hours.

There comes a time in every man’s life when he realises the truth that he is a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world.

Did somebody photoshop Jake Gyllenhaal’s face onto the body of Dean Winters’s “Mayhem” character from the Allstate ads?

It’s Nightcrawler, they watched Nightcrawler.

For me it’s less “You changed” and more “Damnit he played some obscure bullshit and went on a philosophy doom spiral as a result… Again” My friends have banned me from playing Outer Wilds.