Left is better because the poop hole is outside if the trousers

Ooooooh, this trend makes so much more sense now
I propose a 3rd option: a pair of pants for front and back legs. A male dog wouldn’t be able to pee in those.
The real question involves a [broncosaurus] and a tie. Would they wear it at the top of their neck or the bottom?
Just have it drawn by the Hannah Barbara animation team, they know where a collar goes
dammit
Do you wear a tie at the top of your neck?
Only to job interviews
Depends if it’s a bowtie or long tie.
Duuuude where do I get a pair of those for my dog? He hates the snow.
Ha I have this for my dog and I recommend it as it’s basically dog shoes that are so much easier to put on.
Oh man I wanna get my dog winter pants now
They’re nice to have for generally cleanliness, but for dogs with long or curly coats they can be absolutely vital to prevent them from looking like this after a winter walk:

Forbidden third suspender
If humans put pants on dogs…








