What the hell am I looking at?
Why is it morphed with doge? Doge doesn’t talk like that. Why is there perspective on the text? Is this a pic of a screen? Is it supposed to be a deer? Antelope? Elk? All those animals still have ears. What is the thought process that leads someone to put forth the effort into making… this?
But it’s all good, they’re like 30 feet away. They can’t possibly hurt me from all the way over there!
Ow! Why am I bleeding?
Time to go again, surely this time they will stop following.
Where did they come from?
I have zero clue what this means
humans sweat but antelopes don’t. this is part of what makes humans (and also wolves and some other social canids, and hyenas that pant instead) hilariously good at long distance running and so can just run or jog following a herd until antelopes collapse from heat exhaustion. this is called persistence hunting. this is also why we have domesticated wolves, probably
i’m pretty sure that there’s a tribe or a couple of them that practice that form of hunting even today
that’s how the story goes, anyway, whether it was actually a thing or a side product or misinterpretation is something else entirely
Now the most persistent hunting my dog and I do is to the kitchen to rummage for a snack.
