The real secret to life is to understand how little ass you can put into a thing and still get by.

Seek perfection for pleasure, i.e. when you are engaging in a hobby.

Everything else, good enough is enough.

The goal of engineering isn’t adding everything possible. It’s taking everything possible away while still accomplishing the goal. This applies just as well to life.

Some people have a direction but never reach any destination.

Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly.

As in, if it’s worth doing you don’t need to do it right, or perfect. I just needs to get done.

Did this person reply to herself, or just her own doppelgänger?

we need a 5 ass monkey!

why half-ass when you can third-ass or quarter-ass or fifth-ass?