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WTF is this shit? That’s not hard at 🍳 all.
You’ll never even get to first base. You just sit there typing all day like a fat little pigeon.
I’d do one day for 800 million… maybe
Fuck no, man.
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If it’s 2 days, I should probably just leave my devices at home and go to some remote campsite. If my fingers get too close to any screen I’ll probably immediately 🍳, so I’ll just stay put there for three sunrises and sunsets to be safe, since I won’t be able to tell the time. I could probably do it for $700 million.
Shit, wait, am I allowed to fry an egg in a pan IRL?
I would fast. If you fry an egg good chance you’ll end up at liquor store buying a burner phone so you can blast a pic out to all your homies 🍳
Wait, you can get burner phones at liquor stores where you are at?
Mine just has booze and weed.
This is discrimination against pre transition pansexuals
TWO WHOLE DAYS!? Are you insane? Impossible! 🍳
Finding out about the eggs in pan emoji for the first time right now and no I can’t
Sus offer from some dude can’t be bothered to write “you”.
U dn gt 70m usn al ltrs frfr.
I would even be willing to add the egg in a pan emoji to every message for that money.
“Thanks, your presentation went so well!” 🍳
I’m so sorry to hear about your parents getting murdered 🍳🍳🍳
Bro, your humor is cooked. Almost fried to a crisp.
Bro, I still got a runny middle.
You’ve used the emoji. You’ve just failed the challenge. No $700 million for you.
Questions my kids ask
Easiest decision i ever made 🍳
Uk what? I’m curious how badly this challenge would crash the economy.
