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My watch’s heart rate reader broke, and before I disabled it, it would wake me up at 3am to tell me my heart had stopped. Nothing gets your heart going like finding out you’re dead, funnily enough.
In the first year of dating my spouse, they took off their pants and I got a nosebleed. It HAD to be a coincidence because that’s never happened to me before AND I had seen their magnificent bod many times before that… it felt very gay anime moment.
Your sinuses are lined with erectile tissue thats triggered by the same chemical flood as triggers penile engorgement, so its genuinely possible they are related, if you had some sort of thinned skin or abrasion or something up there that got… changed, i guess? Moved or filled with blood under pressure causing leakage or whatever.
Even at that resolution we can all see why his heart reacted
A buddy recounted how his smartwatch would tally high step counts on evenings he was home alone…
Awwwww, that is so wholesome 🥹
So cute
Good one. I’m going to do that next time.
Can you preprogram a watch to do that? Like set a timer and impress the other person who thinks it’s real
Most modern smartwatches have heartrate monitoring. So you could probably set some kind of alert if your heartrate goes above a certain threshold. If you set the threshold low enough, you should be able to trigger the alert on cue.
Gets up from sitting position, thinking about what moment might be right
Watch: BEEP Abnormal heart rate detected! Summoning emergency services!
Date: Wow he’s pretty out of shape, I hope he doesn’t ask me to ride in the ambulance with him
My Garmin complained about this all the time. When it constantly beeped in class one day, I just turned it off.
This, but in a high-stakes international undercover spy setting.
“An unhandled error has occurred… in your pants.”
