• NotBillMurray@lemmy.world
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      19 hours ago

      Come try our new “fractal meat” the taste goes on forever!*

      *Fractal meat is not safe for children, the elderly, expecting mothers, or people who utilize atp for cellular function and energy generation. Please consult your doctor if screaming lasts more than four hours after consuming fractal meat.