I could have really used an arrow to guide me where to look
They spotted a significant gap in the market!
Not everyone can afford brakes that slow them down
My mom never learned about ABS to the point I refused to let her drive me anywhere. Fucking boomers.
What’s there to learn about ABS? It works even if you’re completely ignorant about it. Most safety features do
She would pump the brakes, aggressively. Made me nearly vomit several times. Like even if there was no ABS she was a terrible braker.
Are you my sibling? Had the similar mom. But she’d also swerve, speed up and tailgate people, and smoke with the windows up.
If I got car sick she’d call me a pussy, because her driving was fine.
Anyone faster than me is a maniac, anyone slower than me is a moron!
The oxymoron is a part of the advertisement. Ragebait/typo engagement.
