Dimitri > Dimitri Boy > Slinky Boy > Stinky Boy > Stinky Slinky

Furball -> fur face -> douglas fir --> Douglas -> Mr. Dink -> dink

Mikey -> Handsome -> Handsome Pantsome -> Mr. Pantsome -> Pantsome -> Pants

My favorite cat was Maggie, but I almost never called her that. She was Maggles, Mags, Magalicious, Magapottamous, and my favorite, which I called her most of the time, Mama Bear.

We still have her kitten, Chloe, who I always call Kitty Bear. Little Kitty Bear is 19 years old.

Echo -> Ekkers -> X -> X-man -> asshole

Mulligan -> Mulliganagin -> MOOP -> Moopy -> Moopy Boopy -> Moopagan -> Moolagin the Hooligan -> Mump -> Mumpus -> Mumpy Bumpy -> Bumpus -> Mr. Bumpus -> Mr. puppy

There’s also a whole other naming tree based on calling him Beef lol

Margot, margus, margles, margulis, the marvelous magus, menelaus

Puppy Bean > Pork & Beans > Pork Chop

Noodle -> Roodle -> Roodle Noodle -> Noods -> Fluffer -> Fluffer-ass -> Lil’ Biche

Just one dog, with a bunch of names I’m missing in-between. And they all have multiple songs too

Currently we have Wooba, Poupa, and Pk fire (respectively; Courage, Lola, and Poundcake)

bingus -> bingy -> bogey -> bogus