𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agoBroomsticks? What is this? The Dark Ages?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square26linkfedilinkarrow-up1426arrow-down14
arrow-up1422arrow-down1imageBroomsticks? What is this? The Dark Ages?lemmy.world𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square26linkfedilink
minus-squareByteJunk@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down1·3 days agoI can never gloss over the fact of how painful it would be having to support and balance your entire body weight on your perineum. Thank god for the roombas, a literal revolution in witch transportation.
minus-squarewizardfrag@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 days agoIf the broom is magical enough to fly, surely it’s magical enough to feel super comfortable? That’s how I’ve always rationalised it
minus-squareHolytimes@sh.itjust.worksdeleted by creatorlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 days agoThis is why you wear special riding under garments under your witches or wizard robes and or skirt/kilt! Or just ride side saddle like a sane person.
minus-squareRememberTheApollo_@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-22 days agoThe thickness of padding jammed between your legs required to buffer your bits against riding a closet clothes hanging rod would be enough to, at the very least, make you walk funny when not riding.
I can never gloss over the fact of how painful it would be having to support and balance your entire body weight on your perineum.
Thank god for the roombas, a literal revolution in witch transportation.
If the broom is magical enough to fly, surely it’s magical enough to feel super comfortable? That’s how I’ve always rationalised it
This is why you wear special riding under garments under your witches or wizard robes and or skirt/kilt!
Or just ride side saddle like a sane person.
The thickness of padding jammed between your legs required to buffer your bits against riding a closet clothes hanging rod would be enough to, at the very least, make you walk funny when not riding.