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mysticpickle@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 days ago

Imagine you're at someone's house, you really have to go, and then you see this💀

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Imagine you're at someone's house, you really have to go, and then you see this💀

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mysticpickle@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 days ago
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    What, you dont know how to use the three seashells?

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      What a sad existence to not know about the three seashells.

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    Someone once said that they were probably just buttons for a bidet

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    Leave the loo, swear like a sailor for a minute or so, and use the fines that got printed out as makeshift bogroll.

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    Imagine you dont see them. How do you use the bathroom without the three seashells?!

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    silver seashells? fancy, we have to use whatever we find at low tide

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    I always say it’s one up, one down, and one to polish.

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    I’d just use the toilet brush

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    [Quote removed]

    Fuck Rob Schneider

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    The Cloud 9 recreation of the Enterprise-D interior had three seashells in all the heads.

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