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What, you dont know how to use the three seashells?
What a sad existence to not know about the three seashells.


Someone once said that they were probably just buttons for a bidet
Leave the loo, swear like a sailor for a minute or so, and use the fines that got printed out as makeshift bogroll.
Imagine you dont see them. How do you use the bathroom without the three seashells?!
silver seashells? fancy, we have to use whatever we find at low tide
I always say it’s one up, one down, and one to polish.
I’d just use the toilet brush
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Fuck Rob Schneider
The Cloud 9 recreation of the Enterprise-D interior had three seashells in all the heads.




