J L Westover | Bluesky | Kickstarter

Transcript

4 Panel Comic

Panel 1: A guy holds up a pencil. An empty page is in front of him

Guy: God put me on this Earth to do one thing…

Panel 2: The guy looks satisfied as he inspects his work. He has drawn a sexy anime girl.

Guy: …draw big anime tiddies

Panel 3: We see god, who looks incredulous

God: No I didn’t. You’re supposed to be a dentist

Panel 4: The guy is sweating he’s so focused on drawing detailed tiddies. God looks angry as he looks over the guy’s shoulder

God: Stop that!

  • LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net
    401·
    7 days ago

    God did a shit job at calibrating our hormones if he didn’t want us to be horny all the time.

    The only logical conclusion is that god loves big anime titties too.

    • GraniteM@lemmy.world
      3·
      7 days ago

      The Creator would appear as endowed with a passion for stars, on the one hand, and for beetles big anime titties on the other.

      —J. B. S. Haldane

    • TheTechnician27@lemmy.worldMEnglish
      13·
      7 days ago

      We were made in God’s image, mostly. What most of us were born without, what our mortal bodies couldn’t handle, was the massive anime tiddies. We are but closer to Him when we conceptualize ourselves with heaving beanbags on our chests.