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Mission from God [Mr Lovenstein]

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Mission from God [Mr Lovenstein]

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Comic Strips@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days ago

J L Westover | Bluesky | Kickstarter

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4 Panel Comic

Panel 1: A guy holds up a pencil. An empty page is in front of him

Guy: God put me on this Earth to do one thing…

Panel 2: The guy looks satisfied as he inspects his work. He has drawn a sexy anime girl.

Guy: …draw big anime tiddies

Panel 3: We see god, who looks incredulous

God: No I didn’t. You’re supposed to be a dentist

Panel 4: The guy is sweating he’s so focused on drawing detailed tiddies. God looks angry as he looks over the guy’s shoulder

God: Stop that!

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I worked with someone who got fired for refusing to stop drawing huge anime tiddies. The IT department even took control of his mouse, and he still tried to draw.
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  There was a guy that got fired a few years ago because he kept installing waifu mouse cursors on our management boxes
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    Not all heroes wear capes.
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  I wish I was there to watch the scene happen…

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