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A Helpful Guide To Star Wars vs Star Trek

Star Wars

[Image of Han Solo in Tommy’s style]

  • Don’t start with the ‘first’ movie, let me tell you where to start
  • Looks like ruined farm equipment in space
  • In summary: the past was horrible
  • JJ Abrams ruined it

Star Trek

[Image of Jean Luc Picard in Tommy’s style]

  • Don’t start with the first season, let me tell you where to start
  • Looks like a cruise ship in space
  • In summary: the future is incredible
  • JJ Abrams ruined it
    • Ech@lemmy.ca
      164·
      4 days ago

      Nah. VIII had a few missteps, but it was better then the rehashed plot of the first, and far better then the mess that followed.

      • Yucky_Dimension@lemmy.world
        71·
        4 days ago

        A few missteps is quite the understatement. I’d take boring rehash over universe-breaking any day. But it doesn’t matter in the end. It’s like comparing different flavors of shit.

      • rustydrd@sh.itjust.works
        62·
        4 days ago

        IDK. VII was disappointing, but I hated VIII so much I still haven’t watched IX. But maybe picking a winner out of these is besides the point. Rogue One showed what a good, modern Star Wars film could look like, and in comparison with that, both VII and VIII are just terrible.

    • atomicbocks@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
      8·
      4 days ago

      Honestly if you told me that Alex Kurtzman was a psyop by Rick Berman to make us hate him less I would have to believe it.

    • stickyprimer@lemmy.world
      1·
      3 days ago

      Force Awakens > Last Jedi > Rise of Skywalker

      So it’s really a toss up. Somehow Abrahms returned and ROS hit the lowest lows in the series.