This is what happens when a dude pees on a pregnancy test.
In America that’s A LOT cheaper than giving birth

Honestly it would have been more expensive if that test came back positive.
Tell me about it
This is why you need to get the extended warranty.
The “check engine” light usually signals an issue with the womb.
Probably a low lube level warning
Just reset it and wait to see if it comes back.
Reset it and hope it lasts long enough to sell it.
The other day I heard a very expensive sound while driving and was starting to get real nervous. And then the car* behind me turned and the sound went with them.
Whew.
Also. I pity that fool.
That just means you’ve reached 40
I am never gonna financially recover from this
Cheaper than a baby.
I think it’s gonna require them to open the hood






