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Bro’s urethra went on strike.
Everyone who wants to avoid urinary incontinence issues should do pelvic floor exercises. I don’t see it spoken about for men as much as women (women are advised to do this during and after pregnancy especially), but everyone can benefit from it.
To identify the feeling of contracting your pelvic floor muscles, try stopping peeing when you’re mid stream (though this is just to help you identify them — you shouldn’t regularly practice this way, as it can lead to UTIs).
The way to practice is to squeeze your pelvic floor muscles, trying not to pull your tummy in (or to squeeze your glutes). Hold this for two seconds, then relax. Repeat 10 times. Doing this daily is advised, and over time, you can increase the amount of time you hold the squeeze for to up to 10 seconds. Try to breathe normally while you do this exercise.
In addition to being the best way to prevent urinary incontinence, it can also help with sexual performance too. You can practice basically any time. I often find myself practicing while I’m in traffic, because it’s something to help fill the time.
Huh? I’m well near retirement and it’s just pee until it stops, a few drops, that’s it.
LPT: when you think you are done, push on your taint. You’re welcome.
Sure thing. Will shove my hand between my legs and press it really good in a public urinal. That will totally look normal.
you just reach like 1 or 2 fingers, about half and inch past where your balls end, push up a bit, it can be done inconspicuously. I do it every time now out of habit.
I think my balls are bigger than yours, cause that don’t work unless I do quite a bit of moving things about.
0% chance I’m doing that. How much piss are these guys dribbling to make it worth it?
LPT if it’s not a urinal, dap the tip with a piece of toilet paper
that’s why the advice goes to pull up on it as you pull your pants up so that the drips will be minimized
Uh…yeah because why would shaking it do anything? You have to relax your bladder, and squeeze like an udder. Do people not know how were constructed, or what?
That’s not normal at 37. In fact, that’s not normal at 60.
That’s what I thought at 36… Now i’m 40 and sweat every time I zip up
The volume is exaggerated for comedic effect.
But at a matter of a drop coming out, that’s not really an aging thing either.
It is normal at 80. See: the president of the United States and his diapers
A year or two ago, I was having a wee and was thinking about how women dry with TP and us men are just degenerates that shake it around. I jokingly thought about creating a “wankerchief” that guys could keep around and calling it a “Peter Patter”.
It definitely made me giggle far too much. It’s a disgusting premise to carry around a piss covered rag, but the names I thought were on point.
…do you mean like the toilet paper you just mentioned?
Toilet paper doesn’t have a fun name.
I will say two things:
- Just do a little push on your taint and the extra dripple comes right out.
- Barring that, you have to just wrap your entire dingy in a tissue or toilet paper to absorb the liquid over the next few hours. Like a lazy male tampon.
What did I just read
#1 is solid. #2 is ahahahaha what??
They makes faucets more powerful, and sinks less deep, each and every year.
I’ve been to several retail establishments that have reminded me of the NYE episode of F.R.I.E.N.D.S.
Situation permitting, tuck a finger underneath and apply some pressure to your taint area or so at the end of your pee. Sometimes the plumbing needs a bit of help.
That should do it.
The ol’ grundle pump
I go for more of the cow-milking squeeze and pull, to coax that last drop out into the appropriate location (a/k/a not my pants).
ha was just gonna come recommenced the same thing careful if you have a boner though that shit will squirt out
I haven’t used a urinal since 2001 for exactly this reason. Also, sitting to pee is the only way to go if one has an unfeasibly large prostate.
please, tell me what the piss incident of 2001 is I NEED TO KNOW!!
I also want to know how big a prostate is when it’s unfeasibly large.
It was a symbolic gesture in memory of the twin towers.
How does sitting sholve this issue?
can let your wee-wee dry longer, like a sock on the clothes drying rack
What a juvenile with that sentence. I prefer to use the word peepee.
Well weewee comes out of the peepee, That’s just science. Weewee stops after puberty and becomes stinky pee. Peepee is still used as the John Doe if its bearer never named it or its name is unknown/private.
We learned this in school, so they were definitely not raised right.
I learned this living in the CaCa-PooPoo-PeePee-Shire.
The trick is to stop peeing before you shake it
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But how do I write my name on the wall then?
With a sharpie, duh. Didn’t they teach you that in 4th grade? And if you put your phone number below it, hot chicks will call you day and night to hold hands. That nugget is from 6th grade.
Push under your balls
I feel like a word is missing
Push [what] under your balls?
This is what actually works. Not everyone’s plumbing is the same. Human physiology varies wildly.
Or just sit down while taking your piss. In public bathrooms, sure I’ll use the urinal, but at home or work (very clean toilets at my job), I’ll happily sit and have no problems.
I find sitting is worse with the problem. Pressing on the taint area helps to get the rest out.
Cleaning the gutter.
This is one reason I sit down to pee
The smart phones came first. Then came the aging prostate.
We need penis clips… Like a bag of chips. I think exercising yo prostate like when you get a boner and you make that thang jump. Keep cranking for you health ya’ll. Row row your boat gently down the stream. Life is embarrassing big whoop. Wanna fight about it.
