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Die Mart Die@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

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Oh no

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Die Mart Die@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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  • Madagaskar_sky@lemmy.world
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    I’m out of the loop. What’s happening?

    • Die Mart Die@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      The left image refers to a pun joking about astrology (“Mercury retrograde” -> “Mercury in Gatorade”).

      The right one refers to how basically the food (and related) supply in the U.S. is poisoned, and everyday the news is basically someone spinning two wheels, one with the name of a food, and another one with the name of a disease.

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      Gatorade recall

      Though it has to do with undeclared dye, it’s not uncommon for US foods to have more serious contaminants

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        I know that part of it but what’s the 2016 half?

        • TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world
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          According to OP it’s a play on the term “in retrograde” which is used in astrology and astronomy

        • TastehWaffleZ@lemmy.world
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          There are times where an optical illusion makes it appear that the planet Mercury is in retrograde (when a planet reverses its orbit)

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            Mercury went in retrograde in 2016?

            • Die Mart Die@sh.itjust.worksOP
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              The year is arbitrarily 10 years ago for comedic effect

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                Ah, thank you!

                • Die Mart Die@sh.itjust.worksOP
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                  No worries!

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              Mercury appears retrograde roughly every 4 months, for a period of about 3 weeks

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        Oh. I thought it was a joke or something. It’s real.

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    deleted by creator

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      deleted by creator

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        Oh shit. My comment might confuse people. I’m going to delete

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          Let’s erase evidence together ☺️🫴

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