One Punch man? Nah, My Dick, your Assman.

Ah yes, the pumping station.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Assman?wprov=sfla1

Yes it is real

Nice parents

I remember seeing him on David Letterman and the Via Con Dios Dick Assman song

Dick Assman and his father, Adolf.

Born on Valentine’s Day no less. A lover to the end.

I heard he has a poor work ethic. In school, he cut one entire week. At work he likes to blow off entire months.

Still, I’ll give him credit for his hobby as a fromager. He sure does like to cut the cheese.