Hope y’all are coping better than me.
I don’t get it.
It’s mainly the fact that someone not only came up with this and then pitched it but then it was greenlit.
I just happened to be having a mental breakdown and this shocked me so much it brought me out of a panic attack.
What shocked you? What are we looking at?
So we’re just gonna ignore fuckin dorito flavored beef jerky huh? Aight.
Mate I have still no idea what the problem is. Should I know that thing or rather what it should look like? I do not.
The product is a bag of Jack Links / Doritos Nacho Cheese Flavored Beef Jerky. Highly processed beef, highly processed cheese, doubly highly branded. It just feels like late stage capitalism. Both of these brands already make low-nutritional-value foods with addictive, hyperpalatable attributes, and here they’re trying to hybridize into some kind of abomination.
People just feel like the world is off its axis, you know?
Isn’t it wild that most people don’t see the issue with the absolutely batshit excesses of capitalism while people are killed by health insurance companies denying necessary surgeries.
It’s like people think everything exists sequestered in its own separate box.
Bro can’t handle snack food.
One more garbage product and we’ll truly have summoned Beelzebub with the unholy Trinity.
Does your comment count?
I don’t know, the comment never went to school to learn maths.
I can assure you, I am not. (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
Found the perfect companion… for the beef, not the mental breakdown… or maybe both
Is it just me or are there way more “collabs” between brands now? Or movie/TV show tie-ins too. Seems like nothing is just it’s own thing, sure they have the “original” but it’s right next to all the cross promotional stuff too. Am i watching capitalism ouroboros itself?
Well that combo doesn’t seem like the most absurd mix to me but I’ve had a moment or 2 like that myself around learning the existence of some other products that no one asked for.
We are. We’re all coping so much better than you.
