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What you’re telling me is I can comfortably house a raccoon up my ass. Why wouldn’t I? In this housing market? I could be charging rent!
I guarantee that you can sell that hole.
No one ever just shows up at the Olympics and gets a gold…
The untrained human ass can stretch that far without damage, but with a little practice?
No one ever just shows up at the Olympics and gets a gold…
Didn’t he get silver?
Exactly! How much further could he have gone if he trained his asshole before hand?
That’s gotta be circumference cause ain’t no way that diameter is correct.