So much worse than it sounds. This was an indoor race and it wasn’t just running. They used “communal equipment such as ropes, sandbags, rowing machines and medicine balls”

She finished first, so there was poop smeared on everything for the racers behind her. She ruined everyone’s race and potentially got people sick.

Had to look this up. It’s real.

In 2008 Chase had roughly 50 million customers. That’s roughly $240 per customer.

The incompetence to mess up your books that badly is staggering. But avocado toast everyone.