I was baffled by the huge “Real Sugar” text at first - assuming it meant instead of diet. Like, surely the assumption would be be that unless it says “diet” then of course it contains sugar - it’s weird to make it such a prominent part of the branding.
I then realised that the US uses corn syrup in loads of stuff, and it probably means instead of that.

Please don’t be alarmed, but I am finding out where you live and coming round for my tea.