The Republican strategy for decades was to target fifth-grade intelligence. Trump’s political innovation was to target third-grade intelligence.

In the 1980s, Trump always made Spy magazine’s “Top 10 Worst People, Places or Things” list. His one “mitigating factor” was always “at least he’s not in politics”.

I like to make half with paprika and half with diced chives, around Christmastime. I think that’s the only valid reason to not put paprika on them.

I might get some hate because I use spanish smoked paprika instead of the hungarian variety.

I try to keep it down to three

Three eggs … meaning six halves, right?