It’s the same thing but the bun has added sugar, the meat is loaded with salt, and the special sauce is not found on earth naturally. And you probably want to skip the lettuce right now.

Officer Trenton Garner wrote that he fired one shot after the donkey charged toward officers and an attempt to scare it away with a Taser did not work, according to the Cedartown Police Department incident report.

“I tried all the ways I could force it to stop.”

It’s always brute force with cops. Hire the dumbest people and get the worst approaches to the easiest problems.

That’s a tall head.