I’ve never paid a cent to that cunt and never will. I’ve worn a tricorner that and plied the internet seas to find the booty.

All of them with hair of gold like their mother.

I see that you’ve fallen into an existential well. Can I help?

I poop at you sir.

Man. I gotta say. Keeping my kids in a DMZ through their childhood while pretending this didn’t see what they were doing paid off handsomely.

I’m down!

2 girls 1 …

Spiderbro, Spiderbro Kills the flies just for fun

It’s hilarious. Leave it.

I don’t get whatever you’re trying to say.

Duh, it’s the easiest way to find the perfect person with a really wide mouth and good teeth.

Stop spreading misinformation about schizophrenia.

Kung Fu Fighting