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In this case I was leaning more on the dictionary but I do tend to agree with your overall sentiment.

I dont think its a sport, just saying by definition its a sport.

Not a physical sport. Sporting/sportsmanship centers around the competitive nature of the event, not how physical it is.

I grew up playing all the “real” sports. I get the pushback, but at the end of the day if there is an opponent, even if that opponent is yourself, it’s a sporting event.

Everything can be a sport.