Etterra

I’ve heard of tramp stamps being war crimes, but this bitch is just being a tryhard.

One bad day away from a Batman villain.

I also fondly remember my life when I was a mere 999 years old.

Better get my fire extinguisher ready again.

Yeah fuck this guy, let’s air drop him into Iran.

My fiance is a chef at an old folks home and gets holiday pay + normal pay.

You can sub the car out with a high window or cliff if you take the right Metamagic Feat.

Why settle for one sin when you can combine them using the power of compound words!

Sluttony is a great one, combining Sloth and Gluttony while implying Lust.

FFS at least peel it first.

I was just gonna say, the Titanic is a little older than 30.

Moonmerica.