Narrator:This person, naturally, remained celibate for their entire life.

Kings Quest 4 on like 8 disks I think?

It’s been corporate the entire time. The rise of the www literally fueled a global economic bubble.

I had a geocities page all about skateboarding. I’d give you the url, but I neither remember it, nor doubt your phone is wide enough for a url that long

The only thing I wish I could deny is the 40+ part