I remember reading about how filthy those reusable bags get for most people. Since most do not wash them.

Why else would cats put up with us all these millennia? It’s because they crave the long pork above all else.

I knew a real estate agent who legally changed her name to Anita House.

They aren’t smiling with their eyes. Only their mouths. Gives me weird vibes on instinct.

No commenters seem to have read the article.

This plant’s US population is extinct in the wild with some being kept alive in sanctuaries.

The plant is native to the Caribbean and there are still wild populations in other parts of the region, as per the article.

Still sad though. Salt water intrusion from sea level rise killed the US population.

Which are bangin’ btw. Spicy goldfish. My kid loves them.

I don’t think you meant it like this but I couldn’t help reading it in the cadence of “if you’re sliding into first and your pants are gonna burst, diarrhea” lol