The day I have enough time, energy and sanity to worry about going bald will be the best day of my life.

This made me laugh out loud. Thank you.

I’d love to know how the person who came up with that idea was raised. Are they completely oblivious to social interaction? Are they missing a fundamental piece of neurology?

This isn’t even a slight exaggeration.

Tigers don’t need additional flavour, they’re plenty tasty on their own.

Someone else’s dick in a box?

It’s not that funny from where I’m sitting.

Must be american. Surely violence is the right solution to insult, right?

Kitty’s happy.