Captain Aggravated

And they’re tuned to the same key.

That’s basically a McGriddle.

Camacho saw his people had problems, he searched for the smartest man in the world, found him, and empowered him to make real change.

That’s not something politicians do, for that you need an idiot.

Would have been a funnier joke if the bottom sentence was written in a different handwriting.

Cows eat a lot of grass. They shit like a cement mixer.

The NES had a bunch of garbage software anyway. Look at Hydlide or King’s Knight.

There have been more good Movie: The Video Game releases than Video Game: The Movie.

Super Mario Bros was published in 1985 not 1972 but yeah.

Back in the 90’s, video games were new enough that you could forgive the film industry for not being familiar with them. It’s been 30 years. They still don’t get it.