Ooooh…THAT precious recipe…

Yeah - I didn’t think that one was a secret…

I sure hope this doesn’t mean his voter turnout is going to double too…

If this is a ploy by meta to get me to root for their shitty surveillance glasses, it’s not going to work…

To completely alleviate these concerns, I have to buy a phone case that costs half of the purchase price of the phone

You’re either paying way too much for your cases or need to hook me up with your phone guy…

Damn. I didn’t even know my grandma had precious recipes…

Honestly this doesn’t bother me half as bad as the ‘M as in’ part does. It should be

Mancy
Alpha
Romeo
Bravo
Lima
Echo

Not:

M as in Mancy
A as in Alpha
R as in Romeo
B as in Bravo
L as in Lima
E as in Echo