Glute is an awesome name

Crooked as a dog’s leg

Dudes that can still actually get off with a live person rather than the Internet are a rare commodity. 😆

Leave that shit to Ontario, they elected a shit poster.

If this man had just gotten a fucking boyfriend when he was young the world would be a better place. He loves big strong beautiful men, we get it.

Huehuehue

"Movie: no outside food

Me, concealing a rotisserie chicken"

Put that onion in a pan in a medium oven, just like that, for an hour or so depending on how big it is, then peel it and add some salt.

Yum.