We could probably change it on Wikipedia if it’s worded as “otherwise known as Pedo-Lago.” It’s not wrong if we’re actually referring to it that way.

So what verb do we start using then? Duckling? Ask Jeeving? Yandexing?

No, three dozen. So 72 halves.

Why would you assume someone who required professional help to reformat a PC would have properly backed everything up?

You should have backed it up for them and then ransomed it back to them.