I know, I know, he’s fucking with us. But I just can’t help marvel at how dumb this one is. Lake America, okay this is all America, but I guess that’s a name a lake could have, in America.

But New America? New America is in fucking America. That would be like if New York was a small part of York! Call it New West or Taco Supreme or something, but New America is basically the stupidest thing to call a region of North America. It even shortens to NA! Jesus…

Anyway, I know it’s meant to be stupid, I know. But it got me this time…

They watch in horror as, increasingly frustrated, he searches: “Jessie Bullseye”, “Jessie Horse”, “Jessie cowgirl horse”, “Jessie roundup horse”, “cowgirl redhead horsecock”