“Mom! Dad! I have no tea!”

That big green TMNT game was something I saw all over and really wanted back then, until I finally got to play with one and realized I didn’t like the actual game so much.

It might be a fun form factor to get a modern retrogaming handheld in.

It fascinated me then, and still fascinates me now, that the best way CompuServe could explain the concept of live online text chat to 1980s/1990s folks was to imply it was simulating CB radio conversations.

I, too, wear a ceremonial thigh cuff when I’m sitting on the toilet.

The peace badge is upside down. I really hope someone got fired for that blunder.

The product actually looks interesting, but I feel like anyone using the word “kiddie” this many times on one page probably needs to be put on a list somewhere.

Useful except when the solution to some problem is to be found in the responses of an old forum post which reads something like, “how do I fix this fucking shit?”

Fuck censorship.