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  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comtomemes@lemmy.worldOopsie daisy
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    3 days ago

    Oh, that works in reverse for me.

    My parents would slip up or just forget some lie they’d been telling me for 20, 30 years.

    Always thought it was strange they never actually told me what day their anniversiary is.

    The answer is: Surprise, subtract 9 months and… you’re unplanned and we had a shotgun wedding!

    Doesn’t bother me that I’m an accident, bothers me that they lied, that they spent decades giving me a totally different story.

    There’s a lot more than that, but I don’t want to make myself potentially identifiable lol.