Never trust anything the British came up with during rationing.

I guess it happens to marathon runners all the time, but they’re generally on public streets outdoors (with the airflow advantages that implies) and the worst case is stepping in it and getting it on their shoes. This is a much more up-close sport (and indoors), like to the point where other competitors might have needed to do pushups in the same spot she did them. They tore out the carpet after her race.

It doesn’t help that she posted “Go hard or go home. A win is a win” while getting an IV immediately afterwards.

You mean the place with 45 weirdos and a bunch of money laundering and tax evasion? They just import workers from real Honduras outside the “agreement of co-existence.” Not gonna have the same option on Mars.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-08-22/honduras-prospera-libertarian-utopia-caribbean-roatan/107045960

posted Jul 25, 2018

Damn. Well done to the odd man who sings about poop, puke and pee.

Also important to remember that the difference between a millionaire and a billionaire is about a billion dollars.

https://futurism.com/future-society/apocalypse-compound-fails-wealthy-residents-turn-on-each-other

Nah, that’s Hyrax. You’re thinking of the South Korean RAM manufacturer.

Apparently, in her mind this was a Michael Jordan with the flu situation. She has pictures afterwards in a hospital bed getting an IV and bragging about how you have to do what you have to do.

Now all that said, I’m a little sympathetic, as apparently shitting yourself during marathons and the like is not uncommon, but this was some weird crossfit thing where you are indoors and constantly getting down on the floor for various reasons and using provided equipment, so anyone who came after her was wading through her poopies. I think you have to be capable of being very self-centered, at least temporarily, to be a truly elite competitive athlete, but somebody should have thought this one through better.

POO-MA!

Wish I could take credit for that one.

While experience and maturity obviously help, the rates actually drop on a smoother curve than one might think. 25 is partly arbitrary, and partly due to public misunderstanding of the limitations of the early famous studies on brain development. A purely statistical decision would probably make the cutoff 20 or 22. Also, let me have my brick-wall comedy club joke! Wait til you hear my thoughts on airplane food!

https://aaafoundation.org/research/rates-motor-vehicle-crashes-injuries-deaths-relation-driver-age-united-states-2014-2015/

https://injuryfacts.nsc.org/motor-vehicle/overview/age-of-driver/

All the internal organs are laid out as though we’re seeing the front view, the proportions are kind of off, and though I’m less certain about it, the “choices” made on how to depict the hip skeleton and musculature look, well, sloppy.

How the prefontal lobe rental car industry perceives age.

Just wait until they play Uruguay, and then pass along a note to Luis Suarez’s people…