
I don’t think you should be putting anything that unscrews like that in your asshole.
But the bondage possibilities are wild…
Probably not. But it’s better than my current method of just my keys on a string.
What if we added a recesssd latch?
We are done. People who can identify an AI image are now the minority and the mass will be fooled and yet choose to be confidently wrong about it.
If you are curious, read up about ai image watermarking: https://youtu.be/kVXp6UNVPTo
https://youtu.be/9btDaOcfIMY https://openai.com/index/advancing-content-provenance/ https://openai.com/research/verify/
Honestly, would you be surprised about this being sold in something lile AliExpress or Amazon?
I would not.It’s a butt plug in a department store, of course it’s fake.
I get people are arguing about fake/AI, but… KMART is still alive and kicking? I thought they died off like Radio Shack and Blockbuster.
This is the Australian Kmart.
They missed the chance to name it unko
She jingles loudly while she dances,
Leading oft to pantsless romances.
Careful early planning, she stays worry free,
As her bottom always holds the key.
You’re welcome.
on the shitpost meter, you score 60%
At least you’ll always have them with you.
I would not trust that.
“Durable metal design”
“Ideal for home, business or travel”
They definitely knew
Does it fit a wrist watch?
Arc Raiders players be like:
That is a very personal key holder.
It’s also a good hide a key. You can bet no one will touch that if they see it laying around.
Unfortunately slop.










