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Cyril Strobe@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 days ago

Not even joking

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Not even joking

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Cyril Strobe@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 days ago
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  • ekZepp@lemmy.world
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    Not. This. One. Man… he even try fixing some of that bullshit.

    Pope Francis compares child sex abuse to human sacrifice

    I’m not even Christian Catholic, but seriously. Fuck this meme.

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      deleted by creator

    • Cyril Strobe@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      I’m not even Christian

      Neither are these men’s followers. Catholic ≠ Christian

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        I think its the other way around. All catholics are chrisitians. Not all christians are catholic.

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          Catholics do too much unbiblical for me to accept that they’re Christian

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            Matthew 16:18 And I say to you, that you are Peter, and upon this rock I will build my Church, and the gates of Hell shall not prevail against it.

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            Oh yes, yes. It’s your specific interpretation of the highly mistranslated book that is the deciding factor.

            Shit, I rolled my eyes too hard and I think I hurt something. I’m sending you the doctor bill.

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              Well I’m not saying a rosary for you (where tf is the rosary in the Bible???) also, it’s not purely my ‘interpretation’ (how do you interpret something that isn’t even in the bible?) many others have said so too, see this: https://sites.google.com/view/officialstreetpreachers/edification/catholics

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                Sola Scriptura is flawed.

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                Hail, full of grace, the Lord is with thee

                Luke 1:28

                Blessed art thou amongst women and blessed is the fruit of thy womb

                Luke 1:42

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                See, I think they’re more Christian than you. The rosary is simply a reminder to pray quietly and not show off their religion. Something you seem to have missed. And what about not judging?

                It’s all moot. Y’all are arguing over different flavors of a fanfic. Real Jesus was nothing like the book.

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                  I’ll ask you again: yes or no, do you believe a church (the Catholic Church) which allows and enables its preachers all throughout its history to molest children is a church of Christ?

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                  The rosary is simply a reminder to pray quietly and not show off their religion

                  Nope, the Bible doesn’t say anything about beads. Prayer is meant to be simple. The rosary is adding to God’s word.

                  Revalation 22:18 “ For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book”

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                The guy you linked seems insane to me, no offense.

                Also wafer not being the body of Christ? Isn’t that during the Last Supper that Jesus says that this is my body? The wafers are just an analogue to that.

                Why is he worrying so much about honorifics like “Father” as well? This is just a bizarre wall of text.

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                  Ruben Israel was insane (he was an Arminian). But I at least agree with him on his list of Catholic errors

                  Matthew 23:9 says: “ And call no man your father upon the earth: for one is your Father, which is in heaven” Basically, it is directly against the word of God to call a priest that word.

                  But yeah, I agree with him on that list, not on his other Arminian ways. A comedian made a rather funny documentary on him it’s worth a watch if only for shits and giggles

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            Hey, my dad is not a true Scotsman too

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            Found the American Protestant.

            Nobody outside of the United States believes Catholics aren’t Christian.

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              Incorrect.

              I’m from England, land of the Puritans (im not saying I am a puritan, but I’ve certainly inherited their anti-Catholic stance.)

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                Ok, then you are a minority even among Protestants.

                I’d love to see you explain to Catholics and Orthodox Christians how they’re not Christians and Christianity was somehow founded in 1517, 1484 years after Christ was crucified.

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                  First of all, I’m not saying that: true Christianity existed before the Catholic Church, there were others who taught more accurate doctrines like the precursors to the primitive baptists, Gottschalk of Orbais, Jan Hus, etc. alongside the Catholic Church: 1517 was simply a revival of these earlier ideas (obviously that’s way oversimplified, if I was to do so tell catholics, I’d explain it in a lot more detail, do my homework etc.)

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            Hahahaha thats true for every type of Christians my dude

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              True. Makes you wonder who actually follows it.

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            Tell this to hardcore catholics on the countryside and they will bring back human sacrifice only for you

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              Beautiful! They’ll just be proving my point!

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        Ok ok

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      Lol

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    My favourite thing from the first link above is that this dude is no older than 27 in this drawing.

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      Man, being the pope sure does take its toll…

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        Not having modern nutrition, sanitation, and healthcare will do that.

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    That last one is pretty metal, though.

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    “greed of gold”? What a weird way to phrase it.

    This isn’t really a shitpost, it could be funnier

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      True. I couldn’t think of a better term for it. What I was getting at was absolutions. Which was the medieval payment of money to allegedly pay their way out of sin, which led to Martin Luther’s discovery of Sola Fide. It’s a fascinating piece of church history.

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        Indulgences freed you from the temporal results of sin, and donating to the Church was charity

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        Totally is, but I think if you deep fried this and added some dumb clip art this would be a shitpost instead of just an anti Catholic post.

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    Do not skimp on the period known as the pornocracy

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      Certainly not to be forgotten

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    Pope Benedict IX is worth looking into for those wanting to learn more about historic papal corruption.

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      Sure

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    One of them gave birth iirc

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      Shocking (not)

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    #powermoves

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    or dint get his soul reaped by DEATH, JD VANCE.

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    Why is the last one a bad thing

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      Wether it’s bad or not, it’s fucking weird. Nobody’s clambering after putting Stalin’s body on trial for atrocities.

    • WIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.world
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      Because it was a sham trial mainly because the guy fid not like the previous pope and made some bullshit charges

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