Beetle Moses | Bluesky
Transcript
Two panel comic.
Panel 1: news broadcast of a Chimpanzee in a suit walking to the podium of a White House briefing.
Text at the bottom reads: “PRESIDENT CHIMPSKY TO MAKE STATEMENT ON TERRORIST ATTACK”
Panel 2: president Chimpsky signs to the camera, “Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you.”
He says what we’re all thinking
Way more coherent than the average Trump speech.

This legitimately put me in tears and made my stomach hurt from laughing. I couldn’t tell you why, but this comic just fuckin’ gets me.
That was me with the Super Monkey Collider
No idea why. I guess monkeys are funny.
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Powerful stuff.
Does anyone else remember Monkey for President?
How could anyone forget? It was preserved for historical posterity by the emperor of Mars!







