I had that once. Most miserable two weeks of my life.

And that’s INCLUDING the two weeks I was hospitalized with a giant life threatening throat abscess.

Fact: every year of the 90s were exactly 10 years ago and always will be.

I plan to join a union

talks into earpiece You hear that, boys? It’s oppression time! hoots with glee like Alex’s droogs in A Clockwork Orange

Never did find a cure 😞

Fridgecrunch Jeffmurderer is my favorite underused Marvel villain

But now my original subscriber (hi, Dave!) is complaining that I’m trying to pander to the masses (welcome, Debbie!)

Nice reminder in the corner that he remains silenced 😁

My only regret about his death is that he got to die doing what he loved: deflecting questions about gun violence with racist dog whistles so overused they’ve become bullhorns

Nah, needs more cheese and beer

Speak for yourself, I look fabulous!

Assigned Cop At Bris

this came on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_r0n9Dv6XnY

First time I’ve ever seen the video and I’m frankly impressed by how profoundly awful it managed to be without seemingly trying to 😄

Did they hire a drunk toddler to do those graphics or wtf happened??

🎵 His name is Donny and he dances in the sand! 🎵

Nah, that’s Will Ferrell

Donald Mexico kind of has a ring to it 😄

And not knowing that there’s a whole frog under them until they take a couple more 😄

Nice 😁

Bit overzealous in my opinion, but I appreciate you making the request rather than delete first and ask questions never like most mods with a problem, so sure!

You mean like Ratatouille, but better?