Those kids are no match for me and my electric kettle
Firehose with Legionella is a long-term strategy though
I had that once. Most miserable two weeks of my life.
And that’s INCLUDING the two weeks I was hospitalized with a giant life threatening throat abscess.
This is a poignant and solemn confrontation with the tragedy of the never ceasing escalation of gun violence in the USA. RIP.
Bro thought it was a six gun shootout. Little did he realize he was in the fucking Somme.
This reminds me of the time when my brother introduced me to battery powered water guns. I had no idea such a thing existed (Super Soakers followed shortly after). It was no match for my puny squirt gun.
There’s a great book, How to Read Nancy, that will make you realize Bushmiller was a lot deeper than you thought. It spends a LOT of time on this one strip, and none of it is boring.
Hahahaha! Nancy is going to choke him with the hose!
Or beat. Those old metal nozzles had some heft.
Never bring a trickle to a river fight.





