We ask that question, because flat out asking their net worth is impolite.

We need to place them on the income scale, above or below us, so we know how to treat them. This is exactly what is happening, but no one will admit it.

The dead ones won’t cause any harm.

AN OVERWHELMING MAJORITY OF SCIENTIFIC STUDIES PROVE DEFINITIVELY THAT RIGHT WING BELIEFS ARE HEAVILY CORRELATED WITH LOW INTELLIGENCE:

AKA dumb and ignorant people believe more lies. Trump loves the uneducated.

Why use many digits when few digits do trick?

And that’s why his golf game is so great. World class golf game. Plays with the best.

Yeah, yeah, but what’s with the fence between the hot tub and the pool?

What’s so strange? Stevie just wanted something to remind him of his friend.

Stair 1 goes all the way to the top.

I cut way back on cheese because of the salt, also it’s expensive and high in calories. I could easily go through a large block (or even two--8000 calories!) of sharp cheddar in a week, and that was too much.

This is why I gave up red meat, and processed meat:

https://health.clevelandclinic.org/is-red-meat-bad-for-you

Here’s something you may not realize: The International Agency for Research on Cancer (IARC) classifies red meat as a Group 2A carcinogen, which is described as “probably carcinogenic to humans.” Carcinogens are substances with cancer-causing potential.

A review of studies on the relationship between red meat and cancer found that eating high levels of red meat is associated with a higher risk of:

Breast cancer
Colorectal cancer
Uterine cancer
Hepatocellular carcinoma
Lung cancer

That’s not all: Processed meats are categorized as level 1 carcinogens. This puts them in the same category as cigarettes and asbestos and means they’re known to increase your risk of cancer.

My kid was chatting in game on speaker phone for some reason. I was standing behind him watching, and his friend blurts out, “Like that time you flushed the bar of soap and it clogged the toilet?”

My kid says “Shut up, he doesn’t know it was me!”

Sometimes, my kid isn’t the brightest.

I knew it was him, I blamed him for it when it happened. He, and the friend on the phone, were the only two in the house when it happened. And, I know his friend wouldn’t do it.

Eh. Maybe reduce a few, but not stop.

Some people like being at the back of whatever pack of cars are in front of them, so they speed up to tailgate.

Hear me out.

A battery powered, coffee cup sized one of these:

I have Win10 on a laptop only to drive a photo scanner. I have Win10 IOT installed in VirtualBox but I haven’t started it in almost a year. I don’t think I need it anymore, but it’s there in case.

I installed Linux Mint after first looking at Ubuntu. I don’t see any reason to leave Mint, it just works.

I left two onions and four apples at the self-checkout yesterday after paying for them. Just forgot to put the bag in the cart. They could easily credit my account having been informed by the next customer, but no, they won’t. They’ll put them back on the shelf and sell them again.

This is what tipped off the “onlookers”?

Lawyers: “That’s so stupid, it just might work!”

Narrator: “It didn’t work.”