Dr Jinx
Osama bin Laden cuz I work with the CIA too.
Osama for sure.
The dead ones won’t cause any harm.
TIL that Hitler isn’t the “Worst” option for everything lol
I think im going bin laden
My three kids are in their 20’s. Assuming there are no weapons involved, I’d say they’re safe with any of them.
Bin Laden, Hitler, and Combs would each have a rough night. Lindsay would probably be ok. If necessary, they could restrain her without injuring her.
Tbh the biggest danger that would come from having bin Laden babysit your kids is the possibility of them being killed in a drone strike.
I don’t know who top left is, but I reckon Bin Laden’s the safe bet here
Lady named Clancy who strangled all 3 of her kids to death. As a childless person I’d choose her as in this alternate reality I’d get to come home to be childless once again!
Just leave them home alone.
Alternatively, you reckon Osama could teach them basic engineering skills? If they are making phone-activated landmines surely they can put up some fun RF experiments.
Osama was also a regular engineer. That was his day job
He’s also great at hide-and-seek.
Uncle Adi for sure. Osama would be secod pick.
Hmm. I think Adolf was not bad to children (or maybe I am missing some information) and debating him would be fun for me, too.
Arabs are usually too patriotic and uninterested in children. Diddy is too diddly. And no idea who top left is.
Osama bin Laden loved his kids. He was hard on them, for sure, he was basically what you imagine when you think of a deep south US prepper survivalist - a bit eccentric and paranoid, but intelligent - he would be taking his kids on long hikes, teaching them how to sleep in the desert with only sand as a blanket, but he did it out of a deep desire to protect them and give them skills to survive.
deep south US prepper survivalist
intelligent
sorry, you lost me there
That’s an easy choice. Bin Laden wasn’t even that bad of a guy.
We’re not actually reposting incel memes on Lemmy, are we?
