Hi I just want to get a regular dildo please.
I’m sorry, but the world needs you to hilt an XL flared chance from bad dragon.
*sees your tight twink ass enter my shop
"Ancient legends foretold of your arrival… I’ll go get Excalibur out of inventory. You’ll have to pull it from the stone, but without using your hands. "
It’s an Assekai.
Good lord what is happening in here?
Aurora Borealis?
Aurora Borealis? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localised entirely within your kitchen!?
Or into them
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seems kind-of gay
don’t assume the dildo’s gender.
Sex toys don’t have a gender, what people enjoy doing with toys by themselves have literally zero bearing on their sexuality.
You can just as much enjoy using a dildo anally as a straight man as you can as a gay man.
I’m not gonna use a ladies dildo, I’m a man! Bring me a small man’s dildo please!
Stuff priests say
seems kind-of a gay perspective
In these comments: a whoosh heard around the world.
Lemmanites will literally walk into
/c/nothing-said-in-here-is-seriousand immediately try to set the record straight.😂 I’ll still take it over the bullshit everywhere else, though
Um actually you’re in Lemmy Shitpost right now.
And also “literally” was the Doctor, you’re thinking of “literally’s monster”
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