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titty_wizard@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

As per my last email

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As per my last email

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titty_wizard@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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    Replace the second U with an S and it gains a lot of functionality.

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      sucks you 😳

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        If you insist…

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      Who’s going to write “fuck yos” it doesn’t even make sense.

      /s in case it isn’t obvious

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        Say it with a New York accent, problem solved!

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          I’m typin here!

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    ‘Nobody got fired for buying IBM…’ ‘… hold my beer.’

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    What’s the longest single word your can type with that keyboard? Best I can do is “yucky”.

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      cuckoo

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        Fuckyfuck

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      cookoff

      No caps because no shift.

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        1. You win, I think. That definitely seems to be an accepted spelling.
        2. Pretty sure this particular keyboard is gonna be only caps. One of my keyboards even does this with numlock. It is on by defualt, has no numlock key, and if I plug in a second or use software to turn it off, the keyboard turns it back on like a useless machine.
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          i have a crappy dell wireless keyboard here that doesn’t have a NUMLOCK. in some linux distributions or environments it defaults OFF, and i have to rig the DE or numlockx to enable it at login. i only keep it around because it’s a kb+mouse set that shares one dongle… it’s handy to move from pc to pc when i need to.

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            Mine was made for a chemical analyzer for medical and drug testing (it has a METH key, among others!), and firmware-wise the customization was sort of a hack. Keeping numlock on was necessary to make it work how they intended.

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    But you wouldn’t be able to write “as per my last email”…

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    A single “fuck you” button would be an innovative improvement.

    Not sure if science is ready yet to accomplish such a task!

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    This makes me wonder how we can take a standard qwerty keyboard, and turn it into a layout with as many expletives as possible?

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    With the power of macros, we can maintain the same functionality while reducing the form factor to a single key!

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