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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

I'm envisioning an egg timer

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I'm envisioning an egg timer

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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  • NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    Just tape some popsicles sticks to it and be extra liberal with the lube.

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      You joke, but they do make like hollow dildos you can wear over your dick, basically like a strap-on.

      • toynbee@lemmy.world
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        20 hours ago

        Hey, something similar happened in EdTV.

      • NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world
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        I feel like the popsicle stick thing would be less embarrassing.

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          And a lot less comfy on the receiving end.

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            Meh, throw a condom on it, you’ll be fine.

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